the sunday drive home
"That was a good meal."
"Yeah, it was."
"I tipped the waitress extra."
"Yeah? Why?"
"She wished you a Happy Father's Day."
"So?"
"So, she guessed right. Alex was sitting next to me, not you; and yet she guessed right. That never happens with us, you know?"
"Hmmm..."
"Usually we get, 'Is your husband the father?'"
"Huh. You're right."
"So, she got a big tip. I figured her taking that risk was worth something."
"Mmhmm."
story of the day: texas water safari